Girl, fix your face. Momma’s gonna tell you what’s what.

We were raised in a rather religious household, and for years we were told that members of the LGBTQ+ community were sinful, misguided, and deranged. Those people were Miscreants. They were The Problem. They had been co-opted by The Devil , and they were headed straight for Hell in a Hand-Basket.

::eye roll::

Well, during our freshman year of college, someone who was in the “Pre-Seminary” program at our university did something untoward to us with one of his friends.

::you get the gist::

In other words, though, the only Hell we’ve ever known is the one created between our legs by that Would-Be Priest, his friend, and all of the other “Pious Men” who have viewed our body as a Useful Object over the years.

Eventually, we transferred to a different college—a more “liberal” one—and we were desperate for community after our awful ordeal during freshman year. At some point in our search for like-minded souls, Clementine landed a part in a motley rendition of “The Vagina Monologues,” which sealed our fate.

(MY VAGINA IS ANGRY!!!)

After that, we started hanging out with students who were involved in social justice work. The ones fighting for women’s rights. The ones fighting for LGBTQ+ rights. The ones who were actually doing the type of work that the Religious Types gave lip service to, and we realized that these “Unholy Ones,” as they had once been described to us, were just…people. And then tended to be people who were doing good work in the world.

Through that experience, we learned that tucked balls are the biggest kind, and we realized that the reason that Would-Be Priest and his friend were able to take advantage of us was because very few people talk openly about the realities—and brutalities—of “taboo” subjects, like sexual assault.

That’s where I come in…

I am here to bring those subjects into the Light of Youtube. I am here to answer your burning questions about anything and everything that comes to mind.

I am here to tackle the weird, the ugly, the unseemly, the unsavory, and the taboo.

Nothing is off the table, ladies. Nothing is too monumental to handle. I am here for all of it, and I promise to give you the cold, hard truth (at least as far as I am able).

If you have a question, I’ll do my best to provide the carrier pigeons on Youtube with an answer for you.

So…